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Florida Crazies: Jacksonville Man Shoots Himself In The Schlong When He Sits On Pistol

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Florida Man Shoots Himself In The Penis

It never fails. There is always something terrible, traumatic or too much happening in the state of Florida.

According to a WALB report, a Jacksonville man will no longer be watching freaky adult flicks on the internet because it is very likely that he no longer has a penis.

38-year-old Cedrick Jelks sat on a pistol that was sitting on the front seat of his car and subsequently shot himself in his low-hangin’ homie.

To make matters worse, Jelks has a previous felony on his sheet for cocaine possession so this incident may land him with weapons charges. SMFH.


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